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List of MLS Photos: Front Exterior, Kitchen, Owner’s Suite, Electric Service Panel (Electric Service Panel?!?)

State-of-the-Art HVAC & Mechanicals.  Or Not. Even with a maximum of 24 photos allowed on MLS now, you typically don’t see pictures of electric service panels (above). That’s because people buy homes emotionally, and — let’s face it — electric service panels don’t inspire much emotion (at least for most people). The exception(s) to not...
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Realtor April Fool’s Jokes

“Can I Please Speak to Myra Mains?” [Editor’s Note:  if you’re a regular reader, you may recall this post from previous years.  Normally, I re-run it close to April 1.  However, given that Google and other search engines already seem to be finding it early, I’m moving up the timing this year.] Courtesy of now-retired...
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Airport Multiple Choice

Standard Amenities:  “Baggage Claim,” “Courtesy Phone” . . . “Bike Assembly Area” (?!?) Test your knowledge of regional quirks, and guess which major U.S. airport provides a “Bike Assembly Area” for arriving passengers (last line of sign, above): A. Chicago O’Hare B. Dallas-Fort Worth C. Portland, OR D. Atlanta (Hartsfield) Correct answer:  “C.” Not that...
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Volkswagen Liability, Revisited

WSJ:  $25 Billion Just in U.S. Almost a year and a half ago, I speculated that’s Volkswagen’s liability stemming from its emissions cheating scandal was likely to be far above consensus estimates at the time.  See, “Calculating VW’s Financial & Legal Hit From Emissions Scandal.” My ballpark estimate:  $35 billion. So, how close did I...
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How to Win at “I, Me, or Mine”

“But, I Didn’t . . . .”  Yes, You Did. I took a terrific continuing ed course recently where the instructor devised a game to make Realtors aware of just how egocentric they/we can be — and to cut it out. Instead, the focus should always be on the client. The game:  for the class...
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Realtor to Client: ‘Don’t Think of It as $10,000. Think of It as $40/month”

(Too) Affordable Monthly Payments One of the best ways to deal with (financial) objections is to whittle them down to size. As salespeople know, there’s no better way to make a big(ger) number seem smaller than to shrink it into monthly payments. So, that extra $10,000 you might have to pay to get a house now...
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