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Twin Cities Realtor

“Quiet Offerings” & Other Real Estate Oxymorons

There’s certainly nothing wrong or unusual about Realtors sending out “blast emails” marketing their latest listing. As the recipient of dozens (hundreds?) of those a week, though, it does get a little annoying — especially when the property being touted is literally another time zone (or two) away. However, it’s seldom that the headline on the...
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Trial Lawyer Stanford Hill (aka, “The Grim Reaper”)

Edina Realty’s Proactive Approach to Avoiding Litigation [Editor’s Note:  The views expressed here are solely those of Ross Kaplan, and do not represent Edina Realty, Berkshire Hathaway, or any other entity referenced.] Just to be clear:  “The Grim Reaper” isn’t my name for Mr. Hill — that’s what he calls himself.  That’s because no Realtor...
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Realtor True Confessions: Top Four Things Your Agent DOESN’T Know . . .

 . . . And Isn’t Likely to Volunteer “Fake it till you make it.” –Career advice to newbies In a hyper-competitive field where sales bluster is an ever-present temptation, real estate agents aren’t exactly the type to betray ignorance or confess a lack of confidence. And even consummate Realtors with years of experience can’t predict...
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Translating Realtor-Speak

English, Please! “LL/BR is non-conforming. Lkbx on Bk dr. Frnt prch/crftsmn wdwrk/tiled bath/gleaming Maple flrs/HVAC-elect ’11, oven ’14/lrg walkin closet/maint-free ext./prof lndscpng/gorgeous 3 seas porch! Wkshp in gar.” –Excerpt from actual MLS listing. With only 500 characters and spaces in MLS’s Agent and Public remarks fields, there can be a temptation for overzealous listing agents (representing Sellers)...
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What You Get For $960k(!): Palatial, Lakeside Estate . . . Just 15 Miles From Downtown Minneapolis

15306 Mason’s Pointe in Eden Prairie [Note:  click here for a TV clip featuring the home on WCCO (CBS) morning news.] What:  Over 6,500 square foot Robert Mason-built home with 162′ of shoreline on Red Rock Lake.  Beautifully landscaped grounds on 1.37 acre. Where:  15306 Mason’s Pointe.  Directions:  from Highway 212, go south on Mitchell...
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New York’s Next Hot Borough? Philadelphia

“Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.” –Yogi Berra, about a (too) popular Miami Beach restaurant. Returning from a family event over the weekend in Philadelphia, it took me a while to name the city’s gritty, cosmopolitan vibe:  “1980’s Upper West Side.” Meanwhile, the real Upper West Side (in Manhattan) increasingly feels like something conjured...
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