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Wall Street bailout

“Lost in America,” Wall Street version: We’re the Schmucks

Refunds at the Casino, Courtesy of Taxpayers [Editor’s Note:  Gary Marshall, who passed away yesterday at the age of 81, was best-known for creating such mega-hits as “Mork and Mindy” and “Happy Days” (TV), and for directing films like “Pretty Woman” and “The Princess Diaries.”  But, my favorite Gary Marshall role was as a supporting...
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If the Gov’t. Treated Housing the Same Way it Treated Wall Street . . .

Double-Standard?  And How!  If the U.S. government handled the housing crisis the same way it treated Wall Street after the 2008 financial crash (emphasis on “treat”), here’s what would have happened: 1. It would long ago have purchased — at inflated cost(!) — the homes of every underwater homeowner in the country; 2. It would then...
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"Dear Ben" (er, Santa Claus)

An Open Letter to the Federal Reserve Chairman Dear Ben Bernanke (er, Santa Claus): Speaking for millions of my fellow investors, I want to thank you for all your efforts to date, uh, “supporting” stock prices. I/we are certainly better off for it (at least in the short run; in the long run, direct federal...
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"We Bailed OURSELVES Out??"

“We” Minus the “Us”; or,More Pronoun Confusion The bailout and stimulus that we have administered to ourselves have left us without much cushion. There may be room, and even necessity, for a little more stimulus. But we have to get this moment right.” –Thomas Friedman, “Got to Get This Right“; The New York Times (11/27/2010)...
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Time to Get Off the Stimulus/Incentives Roller Coaster?

“Deja Vu All Over Again?”* The number of buyers who signed contracts to purchase homes dropped in May to the lowest level on record, a sign the housing recovery can’t survive without government incentives. The National Association of Realtors said Thursday that its seasonally adjusted index of sales agreements for previously occupied homes tumbled 30...
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The Bumble Bee & the Cactus

One Stinger vs. Thousands Touring the Desert Botanical Garden in Phoenix this winter, I remember the guide fielding a question about whether anyone had ever been injured by cactus needles. He answered that he’d seen a severe injury just once: someone who encountered a bumble bee was so undone that they backpedaled right into a...
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