” . . . and Your Dog’s Ugly” I recently heard about an agent who shows up at every listing presentation ” essentially, a job interview for Realtors ” with a conspicuous “Sold” sign that they leave in plain view of the prospective Seller. Apparently, the agent thinks it projects confidence, “go-getter” hustle, etc.** However, it backfired...Read More
Realtor Gaffes — Listing Presentation Edition I recently heard about an agent who shows up at every listing presentation — essentially, a job interview for Realtors — with a conspicuous “Sold” sign that they leave in plain view of the prospective Seller. Apparently, the agent thinks it projects confidence, “go-getter” hustle, etc.** However, it backfired with an...Read More
“You Know What They Meant” Dept. ‘Truely (sic) a diamond in the rough. A little neglect here will save your buyer thousands. A must see. Great location.” –“Agent remarks,” MLS. Presumably, the listing agent is referring to neglect on the Seller’s part, not suggesting that the Buyer neglect their new home. I suppose the obvious follow-up...Read More
(Non-Local) Realtor Gaffes and Flubs You might be a redneck if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. –Jeff Foxworthy, comedian In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy’s “you might be a redneck if . . .” litany of jokes, I thought I’d offer my own Minneapolis-based Realtor version — mostly drawn from my...Read More
“And the Mechanical’s are Ancient, Too!” I just tripped across this in the Agent Remarks field of a St. Louis Park duplex that’s currently on the market: Sale Subject to Bank Approval of Short Sale. Cash Low and is fully rented on Long-term leases. Owner could occupy though with proper notice. Huge 4 car garage...Read More
