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Top Ten Synonyms (Euphemisms??) for “Fixer-Upper”

Decoding Realtor-Speak [Note to Readers: The views expressed here are solely those of Ross Kaplan, and do not represent Edina Realty, Berkshire Hathaway (“Berkshire”), or any other entity referenced. Edina Realty is a subsidiary of Berkshire.] There’s usually not much mystery about which homes fall into the “fixer upper” category. Either the pictures give it...
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Fixer Upper’s and Fixer Upper-er’s (Huh?!?)

A Realtor’s Definition of a “7” (or a “3” or a “9”) vs. a Consumer’s [Editor’s Note: The views expressed here are solely those of Ross Kaplan, and do not represent Edina Realty, Berkshire Hathaway, or any other entity referenced.] Good Buyers’ agents don’t just qualify their clients financially, they also vet the Buyer’s selection criteria. Exhibit...
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The OTHER Kind of “Grandma’s House”

(At Least, a Couple Afternoons a Week) To Realtors, a “Grandma’s house” is a (very) dated home, albeit one that is spotless and meticulously maintained. So, what’s the other kind? This kind: “Grandma babysits their kids in the home, so 1 hour notice is needed, 2 hours preferred.” That showing instruction popped up doing a...
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“Life Concierge” (= Personal Assistant on Steroids)

Mine Would Need a BIG Retainer Fee Apparently, there is now a job called “life coach.” I don’t need one of those, but I’d sign up for something called “life concierge” in a heartbeat. Millions of Jobs? You know, someone who could smooth out life’s daily hassles and aggravations, spell you with kids or clients when...
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