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Realtors With ADHD

I don’t know if Realtors suffer disproportionately from Attention Deficit Disorder.** But, I did just hear a story at a continuing ed class, about an agent who got this t-shirt from his spouse for his birthday: My wife thinks I have ADHD. I don’t think so. Hey, look! A chicken!” Have a nice weekend! **Getting...
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Realtor Networking: “Downtown Condo up to $800k” . . . “Anything With > 3,000 FSF by the Lakes” . . . “Emergency Election” (Huh?!?)

I Thought Realtors Weren’t Supposed to Bring Up Politics Realtors “network” (share in-person and electronically) a variety of things: upcoming listings, Buyer needs, price reductions, etc. They also canvass their colleagues for good, reliable contractors — especially if they need someone ASAP. Which explains this email in my in-box earlier today: In need of an...
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“Hmm . . . I Wonder What’s Underneath the Hardwood Floors??”

Man Bites Dog ” Real Estate Version It’s hardly the funniest line in “The 40 Year-Old Virgin” (I watched a re-run the other night) . . . but it is a good real estate line. The setup: Andy (Steve Carell’s character) just refinished his hardwood floors, and is showing new girlfriend Trish (Catherine Keener) his...
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How Do You Abbreviate “Assessments?”

Realtor Freudian Slips? I found a Post-it note on the ground in the Edina Realty-City Lakes parking lot the other day that read: “Seller checking on Pending Assess.” I’m pretty sure they meant “Assessment” “ just not 100% sure . . . 🙂 P.S.: Theory #2 — somebody (the listing agent and/or Seller) didn’t like the...
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How to Add Value to Your Home in 2020

Realtor Humor — Pandemic Edition This one’s making the rounds on Facebook (sorry, I couldn’t resist . . .). See also, “Realtor April Fool’s Jokes“; “Realtor Gaffes ” Listing Presentation Edition“; ““Phil Dunphy,” (TV) Realtor“; “What Loan Program is “The Bachelorette?!?'”; “And Now, For a Little “Real Estate Insider” Humor . . .“; and “Phil...
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Realtors With ADHD

I don’t know if Realtors suffer disproportionately from Attention Deficit Disorder.** But, I did just hear a story at a continuing ed class, about an agent who got this t-shirt from his spouse for his birthday: “My wife thinks I have ADHD. I don’t think so. Hey, look! A chicken!” **Getting emails, texts, and phone...
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