Kathleen Madigan: “What’s wrong with calling someone a ‘tool’? Jerry Seinfeld: “Tools are good.” Kathleen Madigan: “Right.” Jerry Seinfeld: “Tools are completely without consciousness.” Kathleen Madigan: “So are a million things; why aren’t you a ‘chair?’ “That guy’s a chair.” Chuck Martin: “That guy’s a real Ottoman.” Kathleen Madigan: “I would go for footstool. Or...Read More
Do Not Pass “Go” (or, the White House Front Gate) You do have to make concessions when your subject is The Leader of the Free World. Like, the venue necessarily has to be somewhere in the vicinity of the White House kitchen — not, a trendy coffee shop down the street (a White House security...Read More
