Kathleen Madigan: “What’s wrong with calling someone a ‘tool’?
Jerry Seinfeld:  “Tools are good.”
Kathleen Madigan:  “Right.”
Jerry Seinfeld:  “Tools are completely without consciousness.”
Kathleen Madigan:  “So are a million things; why aren’t you a ‘chair?’  “That guy’s a chair.”
Chuck Martin:  “That guy’s a real Ottoman.”
Kathleen Madigan:  “I would go for footstool.  Or futon.”
Jerry Seinfeld:  “So this futon pipes up . .”  Very good. Good work, comedians.”

–“Stroked Out on a Hot Machine”; Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.”

If you like the exchange above, check out:  “Why is Calling Someone a ‘Piece of Work’ an Insult?”; and “You’re  . . . You’re . . . Such an Almond!” (Huh??).

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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