Kathleen Madigan: “What’s wrong with calling someone a ‘tool’? Jerry Seinfeld:  “Tools are good.” Kathleen Madigan:  “Right.” Jerry Seinfeld:  “Tools are completely without consciousness.” Kathleen Madigan:  “So are a million things; why aren’t you a ‘chair?’  “That guy’s a chair.” Chuck Martin:  “That guy’s a real Ottoman.” Kathleen Madigan:  “I would go for footstool.  Or...Read More