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June 12, 2011

“OK, So Maybe It’s a LITTLE About the Money”

Mixed Messages Jay Leno has a regular bit, called “Headlines,” where he pokes fun at especially lame groaners and slip-up’s. In that spirit, I offer: “The Millionaire Real Estate Agent:  It’s Not About the Money, It’s About Being the Best You Can Be.” Here’s a tip to the author:  if it’s really “not about the money”...
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“Power to the People!”

Catchy Corporate Slogan I have a catchy (even cheeky) corporate slogan for any utility company that wants to punch up its image (which means, like, all of them): “Power to the people.” I’ve got the copyright, but I’m willing to license it on a first come, first served basis. Call me.
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“Chewandswallow” as Global Warming Parable

Food for Thought As millions of delighted kids (and their parents) know, the town of chewandswallow is an ordinary place except for one (not so) tiny detail — its weather: Chewandswallow’s weather came three times a day, at breakfast, lunch and dinner. But it never rained rain and it never snowed snow and it never...
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