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Unwanted Trend: Hairy, Middle-Aged Fat Guys Wearing Fluorescent Tennis Shoes (and No Shirt!)

“Hey!  You!  Yeah, I’m Talking to You” It may already be too late to stop this trend, but here goes: If you are an out-of-shape, middle-aged (or older) man — perhaps with an excess of (back?) hair — do not, repeat do not even consider going out and buying a pair of exceedingly fluorescent tennis shoes....
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World’s Biggest Bathtub Ring? Sort of

From Receding Glacier to  . . . Pile of Dirty Snow With local temp’s finally breaking into the 70’s, winter is beating a quick retreat from the Twin Cities. What’s left — at least temporarily — is akin to the world’s largest bathtub ring:  residual mountains of snow and crud in the corner of any...
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