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“Quiet Offerings” & Other Real Estate Oxymorons

There’s certainly nothing wrong or unusual about Realtors sending out “blast emails” marketing their latest listing. As the recipient of dozens (hundreds?) of those a week, though, it does get a little annoying — especially when the property being touted is literally another time zone (or two) away. However, it’s seldom that the headline on the...
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“Possible Tear-down With Minimal Required City Repairs.” Huh??

City Inspections vs. Buyer Home Inspections “Needs extensive rehab or possible teardown. Not a bank-owned home. Very fast response to offers. Minimal T-I-H required repairs.” –MLS listing How can something be a possible tear-down, and yet have “minimal Truth-in-Housing (TIH) required repairs?” Isn’t that an oxymoron? Nope. As I tell my Buyer clients, the scope...
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"Mid-Century Modern" — or "Ancient?"

Real Estate OxymoronsI know that “Mid-Century Modern” is a much-sought after architectural style. In fact, one the most gratifying and successful transactions I handled was a Mid-Century Modern just south of Lake Calhoun two years ago. That said, the last several I’ve run into could more properly be labeled “Mid-Century Ancient”: badly dated, in poor...
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