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George Carlin

Dried vs. More Dried Apricots?

George Carlin-ism I promise to limit myself to only a couple George Carlin-ism’s per year (last one: ‘What’s the Past Tense of Sightsee?”). In that vein, I pose the following question: what happens if you don’t seal a bag of dried apricots? (as some people in my household insist on doing). Aren’t they already dried...
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Football, Baseball & Real Estate Metaphors

Multiple Lines of Scrimmage In football you wear a helmetIn baseball you wear a cap.In football you receive a penalty.In baseball you make an error.In football, you invade enemy territory.In baseball, the object is to go home. –George Carlin, “Baseball vs. Football” I don’t know about other Realtors, but to me managing a busy real...
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