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The Pandemic Housing Market: Return of the Lowball Offer??

Alternative for Would-Be Sellers: Taking a Break “The recipe is cash and balls: Throw in a very low offer and see what sticks. No guts. No glory.” –“As Coronavirus Cases Grew, Some Wealthy Buyers Still Bought Multimillion Dollar Homes”; The Wall Street Journal (3/26/2020). [Note to Readers: The views expressed here are solely those of...
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How to Add Value to Your Home in 2020

Realtor Humor — Pandemic Edition This one’s making the rounds on Facebook (sorry, I couldn’t resist . . .). See also, “Realtor April Fool’s Jokes“; “Realtor Gaffes ” Listing Presentation Edition“; ““Phil Dunphy,” (TV) Realtor“; “What Loan Program is “The Bachelorette?!?'”; “And Now, For a Little “Real Estate Insider” Humor . . .“; and “Phil...
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Dear World: “Our House in [Name of City] Will Be Vacant Indefinitely While We’re Hunkered Down in [Remote Town]”

WSJ: “Wealthy City Dwellers Seek Refuge From Coronavirus at Remote Ranches” [Note to Readers: The views expressed here are solely those of Ross Kaplan, and do not represent Edina Realty, Berkshire Hathaway (“Berkshire”), or any other entity referenced. Edina Realty is a subsidiary of Berkshire.] Three things perplex me about oblivious rich people who agree...
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Showing Instructions (April, 2020): “Turn Off Lights, Lock Door, Put Plastic Gloves in Waste Basket”

How to Encourage Showings During a Pandemic “The health and safety during the COVID 19 crisis is our top priority. We will not be allowing overlapping showings, and we have supplied sanitation wipes & had sanitizer that we ask you use when entering and exiting the home! As per our MLS, we will not be...
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Early Birds, Worms, and Plane Refunds

Air Travel and the Coronavirus (The OTHER “Cancel Culture”) Early birds famously get the worm, as the saying goes. But, late birds get a full refund for cancelled air travel. At least, that’s the case if the airline cancels your flight before you do — and you (OK, me) decline their offer to be rescheduled....
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History’s Shortest — and Scariest — Bear Market

Dow Drops Almost 11,000(!) Points in < 6 Weeks  If — If — the current stock market rally holds, the six weeks just transpired will qualify as history’s shortest — and most harrowing — bear market. Think, “bungee jump,” but with billions of people around the world partaking simultaneously. From its start on February 12,...
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