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Real Estate Euphemisms – New & Improved

Homes with “Great Personalities” & Other White Lies [Editor’s Note: While I do my best to avoid such euphemisms in my own capacity as a listing agent (representing Sellers), let me offer two (sort of) defenses on behalf of Realtors who are less circumspect:  1) beauty is frequently in the eye of the beholder, i.e.,...
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New Credit Card Pitch: “$0 Liability on Unauthorized Charges”

Cashing in on the Equifax Data Breach, Consumers’ Sense of Vulnerability THAT was fast. I’m assuming it’s no coincidence that, scarcely 10 days after the news broke of Equifax’s data breach, credit card issuers are pouncing on consumers’ new-found sense of vulnerability (note: apparently, the hackers originally broke into Equifax’s computers last Spring, and had...
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Fall Closings & Minnesota Property Taxes

But First . . . a Brief History Lesson I don’t know about other states ” I’m only licensed to sell real estate in Minnesota ” but here, residential property taxes are due twice a year:  May 15 and October 15. Those non-randomly chosen dates stretch back to when Minnesota’s economy ” like practically every...
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From, “It’s Not What It Is,” to “It Is What It Isn’t”

Admittedly, It was easier to get my dyslexic head around the original version:  a New Yorker magazine cartoon showing one spouse catching the other “in the act,” as it were. The caption:  “Believe me, it’s not what it is.” Now, Bourbon distiller Maker’s Mark — or more accurately, their ad agency — has apparently decided...
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The Best Way to Cure Breach of Contract (for a Late Written Statement)

Means to an End (“Eyes on the Prize”) [Editor’s Note:  The views expressed here are solely those of Ross Kaplan, and do not represent Edina Realty, Berkshire Hathaway (“Berkshire”), or any other entity referenced. If you need legal advice, please consult an attorney.] What do you suppose is the best way for a home Buyer...
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Why Electoral College Reform is a Red Herring, or, “Don’t Feel So Bad for New York and California”

Porous, Virtual Political Borders + Tsunami of Outside Money People who decry the outsized influence wielded by sparsely-populated states in the electoral college (think, North & South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho and Rhode Island) are missing a key point:  thanks to porous borders — and lax campaign finance laws — many of the elections in those states are...
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