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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue** on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer: “We love the house. But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy: “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer: “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue* on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer: “We love the house.  But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy: “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer: “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue* on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer:  “We love the house.  But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy:  “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer:  “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue* on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer:  “We love the house.  But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy:  “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer:  “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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