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Winter Weather Humor, Updated

“The Postman Always Rings Twice Wears Shorts” With yet another blast of cold air gripping the Twin Cities (high temp today:  -5° below; windchill -30° below), I realized that my earlier post on Winter humor had a glaring omission. Here’s the updated version: 10 above: Twin Cities postal delivery workers put on long pants. Anyone...
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Predicting Interest Rates — and Stocks!

Actually, the following joke is obsolete:  I can tell you exactly where interest rates are going, because Ben Bernanke told me (and everyone else):  zero, for a long time. So, just substitute “stocks” for “interest rates.” Enjoy . . . Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet...
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