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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue** on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer: “We love the house. But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy: “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer: “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue* on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer: “We love the house.  But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy: “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer: “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue* on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer:  “We love the house.  But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy:  “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer:  “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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MLS Agent Remarks: “Fully Licensed Chicken Coop Can Stay or Go!”

“Cock a Doodle Doo Don’t!” Nope, that “For Sale” home isn’t in the sticks somewhere, miles from the nearest neighbors. It’s less than 2 blocks southeast of Minneapolis’ Lake Harriet, in a neighborhood where homes fetch from $500k to triple that (at least) on the lake (this one’s listed for $525k). My Realtor understanding is...
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What to Do About the Pornographic Statue* on the Neighbor’s Front Lawn

When the Neighbors are the Dealbreaker Prospective Buyer:  “We love the house.  But we could never live across the street from that pornographic statue.” Phil Dunphy:  “Oh . . . huh . . . I never noticed it.” Prospective Buyer:  “Yeah . . . you can see it from inside when you look out the...
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Brooklyn Park Dumps “Point-of-Sale” Home Inspections

And Then There Were 8 (Required City “Point-of-Sale” Inspections) “After seeing all the various inconsistencies and loopholes over the years, I’ve come to the conclusion that the costs of municipal homes inspections don’t justify their benefits.” –Ross Kaplan, “Are Municipal Inspections a Waste of Time?”; City Lakes Real Estate Blog (1/16/2010) One city doesn’t make...
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