What Passes For Hyperbole
Large Home in FANTASTIC Neighborhood! LOCATION!!!! Great 2 Story Home ALL 4 Bdr. upper Level! Lot Line boarders gorgeous park!!
–Agent Remarks, MLS
Is using lots(!!) of exclamation marks and EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF LOUD TYPE good marketing?!?
You tell me. . . .
P.S.: “bordering” a park is a good thing.
“Boarders,” especially if you’re selling real estate . . . maybe not.