How About Naming a Few?
“Too many special features to list.”
–Excerpt, MLS listing
I guess I would be more persuaded of that fact if the Listing Agent had used the rest of the allotted space under “Public Remarks” to actually name a few of them.
Or had bothered to complete the (empty) “Agent Remarks” field, just above; appended a Supplement to the listing, which is also allowed; or added captions to the obviously do-it-yourself photos.
File this one under, “Not-Trying-Very-Hard” Department.