Fast Friends at Lake Bde Maka Ska (Lake Calhoun)

About a zillion years ago at The Punchline nightclub in San Francisco, I heard a hilarious bit by (a then unknown) Rob Schneider recounting the various usages of the word “Dude.”

As in . . . #1. Greeting (“Dude!”); #2. Approval (“Du-u-u-de!”, upbeat); #3. Disapproval (“d-u-d-e,” in a low tone); #4. Warily, as in “Is that a stranger in my bedroom closet?” (“d-u-u-u-de??’).

And so on (I think Schneider topped out at 12 meanings).

Canine vs. Homo Sapiens 

In the same vein (sort of), I count at least seven definitions of “hot dog” (the first two feature pictures of my own Golden Retriever, “Raffy,” above and below right):

One. An overheated, panting canine ” like mine at the end of a walk around Lake Calhoun on a particularly humid day.

Two. Popular dog. The same canine, refreshed and revived barely five minutes later, surrounded by his new best friends (strangers who asked if they could pet him).

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Instant “doggie fan club” near Calhoun (pre-social distancing).

Three. The Homo Sapiens version, circling Lake Calhoun sans shirt ” and practically any other clothing.

See also, “Unwanted Trend:  Hairy, Middle-Aged Fat Guys Wearing Fluorescent Tennis Shoes (and No Shirt!).”

Close relative: the overweight, middle-aged guy who wears a thong bikini at the beach.

Four. A show-off ” usually a young male athlete on skis, a skateboard, or a motorcycle.

Five. Expression of delight or enthusiastic approval, as in “How about that!?!”

Six. The tubular, meat-filled food(?) product.

SevenSpicy hot dog.

I’m sure there are even more slang versions, but I’ll stop there . . .

See also, “That Bob is a Real Hustler!”  Compliment or Insult?”; “Why is Calling Someone “a Piece of Work’ an Insult?”“Interesting” vs. “I-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g“; “Which “Done” Did They Mean?“; “The Many Guises of “Hot Dog’“; “You’re . . . You’re . . . Such an Almond! (Huh??)“; and “Shut Up!” Has 9 Different Meanings? Shut Up!! (No, YOU Shut Up!).”

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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