Or Maybe They Should be Called “Dismaying Jeans”
Yeah, yeah, I know what fancy-schmancy retailers mean when they refer to “distressed jeans”: jeans whose various holes and patches somehow make them look chic ” and worth a huge mark-up (also referred to as “vintage clothing” in some quarters).
My definition of “distressed jeans” is a little different.
Namely, it’s the all the jeans I could fit into before Thanksgiving . . . but now can’t.
My loss, Salvation Army’s gain (and still in time for a 2019 tax deduction!).