“Find Your Place” . . . in Between a Future Construction Site and Demonic Neighbors (Huh?!?)

Let me see if I understand StreetEasy’s pitch** for a New York City loft (above) correctly.

The unit immediately above (“NEEDS RENOVATION”) is likely to become a noisy, dusty construction site for an indeterminate period of time, starting . . . sometime soon. 

Meanwhile, the owner of the unit directly below (“NEED EXORCISM”) was — is? — demonically possessed.

Appeal Lost on Me

I get that the ad is supposed to be whimsical, but — at least to this Midwesterner — it still bears asking: what Buyer in their right mind would want to be sandwiched between such neighbors??

Maybe deaf ones, or fellow cult members . . .  🙂

See also, “Lenny Kravitz’s “Highly Curated” Homes.”

**The ad above appeared on a New York City subway. The highlighted unit is labeled “Find Your Place”; the units just above and below are titled “Needs Renovation” and “Needs Exorcism,” respectively. On the rooftop of the building — labeled “Moving & Storage” — is a photographer shooting a twirling model.

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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