“Find Your Place” . . . in Between a Future Construction Site and Demonic Neighbors (Huh?!?)
Let me see if I understand StreetEasy’s pitch** for a New York City loft (above) correctly.
The unit immediately above (“NEEDS RENOVATION”) is likely to become a noisy, dusty construction site for an indeterminate period of time, starting . . . sometime soon.
Meanwhile, the owner of the unit directly below (“NEED EXORCISM”) was — is? — demonically possessed.
Appeal Lost on Me
I get that the ad is supposed to be whimsical, but — at least to this Midwesterner — it still bears asking: what Buyer in their right mind would want to be sandwiched between such neighbors??
Maybe deaf ones, or fellow cult members . . . 🙂
See also, “Lenny Kravitz’s “Highly Curated” Homes.”
**The ad above appeared on a New York City subway. The highlighted unit is labeled “Find Your Place”; the units just above and below are titled “Needs Renovation” and “Needs Exorcism,” respectively. On the rooftop of the building — labeled “Moving & Storage” — is a photographer shooting a twirling model.
