In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy’s “you may be a redneck if . . . ” routine, if you have one of these on your Living Room wall — or any wall, for that matter — you’re an excellent candidate for staging advice.

The image is one of several that Edina Realty is running on Twin Cities billboards this Spring.

The advice also applies to singing trout, poker-playing dogs, religious symbols — and practically anything else that diverts Buyers’ attention from the home to the Seller (and their possible quirks).

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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