Or Maybe They Should be Called “Dismaying Jeans”

Yeah, yeah, I know what fancy-schmancy retailers mean when they refer to “distressed jeans”: jeans whose various holes and patches somehow make them look chic ” and worth a huge mark-up (also referred to as “vintage clothing” in some quarters).

My definition of “distressed jeans” is a little different.

Namely, it’s the all the jeans I could fit into before Thanksgiving — or for that matter, pre-Pandemic — but now can’t.

Oh, well.

My loss, Salvation Army’s gain (and still in time for a 2020 tax deduction).

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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