From Flailing to Flourishing, With No Pain or Sacrifice

“GE Capital Chief to Retire After Pivoting GE’s Finance Arm”

–headline, The Wall Street Journal (8/30/2016)

Once upon a time, corporations, sports teams, and election campaigns(!) that were flailing underperforming got restructured, overhauled, or otherwise pivotremade (presumably, into something more focused, efficient, and — hopefully — successful).

Now?

They “pivot.”

Bloodless

Unlike a restructuring, in a “pivot,” no one gets fired, has to admit mistake(s), or is otherwise “taken to the woodshed” (another old, abandoned term).

There’s just a shift in emphasis.

How . . . nice.   🙂

P.S.:  Of course, today we’re long past the Truman-esque, “I made a mistake/the buck stops here” accountability.

At best, you’ll hear a much weaker acknowledgement that “mistakes were made” (which ones? by whom?).

See also, George Carlin’s juxtaposition of football and baseball terms in “Football, Baseball & Real Estate Metaphors.”

Or anything by William Safire.

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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