Identifying Markers: Marine Mammals vs. Minivans, or, “The OTHER 50 Shades of Grey”

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Lookalikes?  Not to Their Owners

Supposedly, marine biologists can distinguish amongst very similar-looking dophins, whales, and walruses by their distinctive markings.

In the same way, I can identify my family’s slate gray minivan — in a sea of near-identical gray minivans — by its distinctive pattern of dings and scuffs.

Exception:  Newborns

The principle even applies to new minivans, every 4 (or 8) years you get one:  then, the car is recognizable by its absence of identifying markers.

P.S.:  Ahh, but when you open the minivan doors, THAT’s when they all start to really look alike:  a hermetically-sealed, portable pod of old wrappers, empty juice boxes, sun hats, etc.

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About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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