Poor — and Well-Timed — Sales
Either someone at the local Whole Foods has a sick sense of humor (it’s in the 30’s and snowing — again — in the Twin Cities at the moment).
Or more likely, someone in corporate — literally 1,000 miles away in Austin, Texas — decided to put suntan lotion on sale today at all 340 company stores.
Much more timely: locally-based Sun Country’s “Escape in May Fare Sale!,” to a host of warm weather (and presumably sunny) destinations.