With three kids under 10 years old (including 2 boys), potty humor is very much in vogue in the Kaplan household (in fact, it may be the only kind of humor).
In that vein, a member of my household (not me) asked, non-rhetorically, whether it really shouldn’t be called “tush-ssue” paper instead of “tissue” paper.
What’s that line about “inquiring minds want to know? . . . “