“Land Based” Salmon at Whole Foods

salmonMaybe someone in Whole Foods’ marketing department has “Sharknado” on their brain.

Or, they decided that “farm-raised” somehow has the wrong ring to it.

No matter.

Calling salmon “land based” (see fine print in photo, right) is just . . . silly.

See also, “Bruegger’s ‘Fresh-Poured’ Orange Juice“; “New Acronyms and Conformist Fruit.”

P.S.:  are fowl like ducks and geese ‘air-based’??

If some salmon are land-based, where exactly?

LA?  Maybe Manhattan??

OK, I’ll stop .  . .

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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