“Driving Miss Daisy”

This shot (taken near Southwest High School the other week) practically begs for a caption.

Pick your favorite from the list below:

“If Uber doesn’t start paying better, I’m switching to Lyft . . .”

“What did you expect? I can’t reach the pedals in a fire engine.”

“Hey, buddy!  I did, too, signal my turn!”

“Why, no — I don’t appreciate tailgaters.”

“Lay off the horn; I brake for pedestrians.”

“As soon as this guy’s out of my way, I’m flooring it!”

“Objects in mirror are closer than they appear — back off!”

If you’ve got a better one . . . let me know!

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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