Not-So-Subtle Clues
Animal biologists who want to understand wild animals’ habitat and diet study their droppings (other names: “scat,” “poop,” etc.).
Fortunately, modern-day parents of teenage kids have an easier option: examining their kids’ bedroom waste baskets (a very fringe benefit of being my household’s designated garbage collector).
I did the other day ” and it wasn’t a pretty picture.
Effective immediately: a Kaplan household moratorium on purchased sweets and snacks, and an embargo on imports.
