Moist Eyes: Setting the Record Straight
My wife thinks I was tearing up because of how heart-wrenching the movie was.
That, it was.
However, after almost 3 continuous hours in my seat, my eyes were moist for a completely different reason: I really, really had to go the bathroom.
P.S.: My favorite jab at thrice-married Donald Trump, uttered at one of his weddings (to Marla Maples?): ‘there wasn’t a wet eye in the place.’