How do you know 
someone’s a REALLY big cheese today?
They have a rule named after them.
First, there was The Volcker Rule (named for one of my personal heroes).
Now, there
is The Buffett Rule.
Is it too much to aspire to having a Kaplan Rule?
Now, I just have to decide what it should stand for.
P.S.: And yes, it’s got to be a Rule — and no hyphenated, double billing.
“Put” (“The Greenspan Put”) and “Act” (“The Dodd-Frank Act”) just don’t have the same ring to them.
