George Carlin-ism

I promise to limit myself to only a couple George Carlin-ism’s per year (last one: ‘What’s the Past Tense of Sightsee?”).

In that vein, I pose the following question: what happens if you don’t seal a bag of dried apricots? (as some people in my household insist on doing).

Aren’t they already dried out??

P.S.: You’re not an apricot aficionado if you don’t know the difference between California apricots (pictured above) and Turkish apricots.

The former are tart and tangy (and much more expensive); the latter, sweet and much stickier.

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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