My household doesn’t eat ham or 
bacon, because we avoid eating pig products, which Jewish dietary laws prohibit.
But we take some liberties when we eat out, like this morning.
So, biting into (apparently) his first piece of real bacon, my 9 nine year-old son excitedly pronounced, “It tastes like Baco’s!”
General Mills, owner of Betty Crocker (the manufacturer) will be relieved, I’m sure . . .
