Categories:  Fiction and Real Life

The winner of the award for “Rudest Cellphone Behavior — Fictional Category” would be the lawyer in the play “God of Carnage,” who advises his pharmaceutical client how to tamp down a drug recall scandal while his stunned hosts watch and listen, aghast, in their own Living Room.

(I saw the Guthrie’s excellent production last week.)

The non-fiction award?

That goes to the Realtor who continued his conversation with his client while in the bathroom today, interrupting it only long enough to wash his hands. 

Or should I say, the “hands down” winner?

About the author

Ross Kaplan has 19+ years experience selling real estate all over the Twin Cities. He is also a 12-time consecutive "Super Real Estate Agent," as determined by Mpls. - St. Paul Magazine and Twin Cities Business Magazine. Prior to becoming a Realtor, Ross was an attorney (corporate law), CPA, and entrepreneur. He holds an economics degree from Stanford.

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