Categories: Fiction and Real Life
The winner of the award for “Rudest Cellphone Behavior — Fictional Category” would be the lawyer in the play “God of Carnage,” who advises his pharmaceutical client how to tamp down a drug recall scandal while his stunned hosts watch and listen, aghast, in their own Living Room.
(I saw the Guthrie’s excellent production last week.)
The non-fiction award?
That goes to the Realtor who continued his conversation with his client while in the bathroom today, interrupting it only long enough to wash his hands.
Or should I say, the “hands down” winner?