Hey! Comedy Central Writers!
It it weren’t politically incorrect — and potentially all too true, depending on how events unfold — I might point out that “Crimea” lends itself to 
some interesting word play, ala Gilda Radner opining on “saving Soviet Jewelry” or the Supreme Court ruling on “the deaf penalty” (as befuddled character Emily Litella, in the early days of Saturday Night Live).
As I say, if it weren’t politically incorrect . . .
See also, “Finding Peace in the Middle Seat”; “The Libyan Vacuum”; and “Treason Toys.”
