“Where Were You When the Earthquake Hit?”
Admittedly, that’s not a question many people in the Midwest were asking themselves the other week, in the aftermath of the East Coast’s first earthquake since 1944.
But, my neighbors sure have a great answer: they were in the White House, on a tour.
What happened next?
Elite Navy Seals materialized out of nowhere and evacuated everyone.
It was only later that authorities identified an earthquake as the cause (my neighbor said it sounded like a large truck backed up into the building).