How Many Bottles of Champagne at Closing?
I was trying to decide how many bottles of champagne to bring to my 3 p.m closing today (it’s an especially big deal).
Then I realized that if, God forbid, somebody overindulged and had a “driving incident” afterwards, guess who would be held liable?
So, it’s one bottle of champagne and Dixie cups this afternoon (but single malt Scotch — and plenty of it — tonight!).