“Cold (and Snowy) ‘Nuff Fer ‘Ya?”
With (mostly) stoic Minnesotans recovering from a one-two punch of 16″ of snow and subzero windchill, I thought now would be an opportune time to recycle an email I got a couple years ago (sorry, don’t remember the source).
Enjoy.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
20 above zero:
Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Minnesota close the windows.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
460 below:
All atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying . . .”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
One last one, kind of in the same vein:
What do Minnesota Jews call themselves?
“The frozen chosen.”
