“Beautiful and Well-Appointed” — Realtor Definition
In a typical day, I receive anywhere from 50 to 150 emails.
Software filters notwithstanding, at least 20 or 30 are guaranteed to be spam.
Like this one, with the subject header, “I want to talk,” and including a link that I’m sure isn’t to Disney or Nickelodeon:
“Hi! I’m in your city. I’m beautiful and well-appointed. I have a personal page.”
Just two questions: 1) did they know they were sending it to a Realtor, whose definition of “beautiful and well-appointed” is lots of granite, cherry hardwood, and custom lighting?; and 2) since when can houses talk??