February 2012

“10 Showings, $10,000″

by Ross Kaplan on February 29, 2012

Realtor Rules of Thumb

Once upon a time, when homes were cheap, Realtors had a saying:  “10 showings, $10,000.”

In other words, if a home had 10 showings but hadn’t sold, a $10,000 price cut was in order.

Then, home prices went up — seemingly forever — and the phrase fell out of favor.

Guess what?

With the average Twin Cities home now selling for about $175,000 — down 35% or so from the 2006 peak — that phrase applies again.

In fact, depending on Buyer feedback, competing “For Sale” homes, and time on the market, when a home is getting showings but not selling, a 3% to 5% price cut is usually indicated.

For an average-priced home, that comes to …. $5,000 to $10,000.   See also, Nurse!  I Need a Price Reduction, Stat!!”

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“Home Come It’s Spelled, ‘Crackerjax?’”

by Ross Kaplan on February 28, 2012

Some Minnesota fathers teach their sons how to hang dry wall and hunt (or so I’m told).

Me?

I can explain why the Amusement Park is named “Crackerjax,” not “Crackerjacks” — or at least have a pretty good educated guess.

Which is, if they named it “Crackerjacks,” they’d get sued for copyright infringement.

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Home Condition: What “Should” the Seller Know?

by Ross Kaplan on February 28, 2012

Test:  ‘Reasonableness’

To recover from their Seller for a home defect, Buyers must satisfy a two-part test.

Namely, they must prove that:  1) the defect existed at the time the Seller sold them the home; and 2) the Seller either knew of the defect, or should have known.

Which begs the question, “what should sellers know about their home?”

“Reasonableness” test

In such situations, courts — or arbitrators — typically apply a “reasonable person” test.

So, a reasonable homeowner would know that their basement flooded whenever it sprinkled.

However, it would be unreasonable to expect the same owner to know that their chimney cap needed to be replaced, especially if that wasn’t visible from the ground.

Critically for Buyers, Sellers — at least in Minnesota — do not have an affirmative duty to educate themselves about the presence in their home of such things as radon, asbestos, and lead-based paint.

Who’s the Seller?

Which leaves one more relevant factor in determining “reasonableness” — namely, who’s the Seller?

In particular, Buyers should beware of two types of situations where the Seller may “reasonably” not know of a major problem with their home.

One.  Absentee owner.

An owner who spends part of the year elsewhere — and discloses that fact — isn’t going to know their home’s condition as well as one who has continuously occupied it.

Which is why one of the first questions the Minnesota Seller Disclosure form asks is whether the Seller has continuously occupied their home the last 12 months.

Two.  Older owner.

An older owner who may be contending with health issues is also less likely to be on top of their home’s condition.

In fact, that may be a big part of the reason why they’re selling.

In either situation, the bar for Buyers recovering for a defect, post-closing, is higher than it would be otherwise.

Which is why such Buyers should be especially scrupulous determining the home’s condition beforehand.

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What’s the Opposite of “Untold Riches?”

by Ross Kaplan on February 26, 2012

Answer:  “told riches.”

Somebody has to carry on George Carlin’s tradition of poking around in the English language’s idiosyncracies and peccadilloes.

For more in this vein, seeWhat’s the Past Tense of Sight See?”; “Landmark — or Watermark?”; “Dried vs. MORE Dried Apricots“; and “wild and crazy” (vs. conventional) fruit.

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21st Century Totem: the Luxury Box

February 25, 2012

Or Is That, “Anti-Totem?” I’ll leave my reaction to (re)watching “Rocky” 36(!) years later for another post. But, what I noticed — besides all the bare office desks (what, no PC monitors??) — were the differences between sports arenas then and now. The backdrop for the movie’s climactic fight scene is the old Philadelphia Spectrum, host [...]

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Car (and Pickup Truck) Advertising

February 24, 2012

I Dig It! As someone who appreciates clever car advertising (my license plate says “MY RLTR” — as in, “there goes my Realtor“), I found myself driving behind a kindred spirit this morning. A landscaper, his bumper sticker read, “I dig gardens.” Nice! P.S.:  perhaps the most infamous Realtor car advertising is this one, by (TV) Realtor [...]

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Realtor Interview Question #7: “How Many Other Clients Do You Have?”

February 23, 2012

Translation:  ‘Are You Too Busy For Me?’ One of the questions that often comes up in a listing presentation — basically, a Realtor job interview – is some variation of, “how many other clients do you have right now?” The subtext — at least for a veteran agent — is, “do you have time for me?” [...]

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Lake Wobegon and Contingent Offers

February 23, 2012

“Ready-to-Go, in Mint Condition, and Priced to Sell” “Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” –Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion What’s Lake Wobegon got to do with Contingent offers?  (that is, an offer where the would-be Buyer of your client’s home must [...]

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